Tuesday, February 14, 2006

To the "Mouth-Breather" on the other side of the Elvis desk

In my ears I have placed ear plugs that will successfully reduce the sound of a shotgun blast to a mere "pop."

If I can still hear your MOUTH-BREATHING through these magnificant earplugs, you need to seek some form of medical treatment for that condition before I am forced to create a situation that will REQUIRE medical attention on your side of the partition.

You are killing me.

5 comments:

momma of 2 said...

no jury in the world would convict you... or at least I wouldn't.

eyes_only4him said...

hmm, a cotton sturdy cotton pillow works if that dont;)

Anonymous said...

At least the sighing has stopped :)

Lux said...

Given my experiences with "Nose blower" this week, I totally understand. Studying for the bar is such a nightmare that my ability to focus has flown out the window. T-5 days and counting - I am never taking this exam again.

Jaime said...

Call someone on your cell and very loudy tell them that the real live Darth Vader is at the library and would they like to meet him cuz you could put him on the phone.