Saturday, December 24, 2005

So you are saying you want to trade me in for a new one?

Lately I have been trying to give the baby away. To my mother, my sisters, the neighbor across the street, the letter carrier. All have been willing to take him. But I think he might be starting to take it personally.

This morning as I was lathering up my hair in the shower, someone threw a hair dryer into the tub at my feet.

I'm not pointing any fingers, but I'm going to make a New Year's resolution to be a much better mother.