Saturday, February 18, 2006

I'm in my tree, chopping up the Board of Bar Examiners with a machete, while Celine Dion sings "My Heart Will Go On"**

Two job fields for which I am qualified should this whole test thing not pan out:

1. Mall Security
2. Bouncer

**reference to "I Heart Huckabees" for those who missed it.

5 comments:

momma of 2 said...

Bouncer - yes definitely.

your sister said...

pish posh. you're going to be fine. besides, if all else fails, you forgot this list:

novelist
memoir writer (match? anyone?)
professional photographer
party planner
chic chic caterer
brewmaker
entrepeneur
a-list blogger (a la dooce)
sassy cookbook writer
podcast personality
travel writer

think about it. it's not such a bad list after all.

PBS said...

It will work out! The good things just take more time.

amy said...

I had a coworker tell me the other day that I could be a valet because I know a lot about cars and they make good money. Well gee, and here I thought I was doing okay.

Though I suppose if the mall security thing doesn't work out you could always park cars!

Jaime said...

YES!! Your sister is right...

I used to read Dooce. And then I found you and since how I barely have time to read blogs as it is Dooce went by the wayside. And I'm not even just saying that b/c you're in the midst of a nervous breakdown. :)