Thursday, September 22, 2005

I knew I would find some of me in him

The kid may look like a carbon copy of Derek, but he is all me.

We went to Gymboree and the movie today. One of those theaters that provides the free Gymboree every other week to all those moms out there that are cheap asses and don't want to pay $17.80 a session to have someone blow bubbles over the top of the kid's head. For $17.80, I want you to nurse my kid for me AND teach him how to do his own laundry. I can do bubbles at my own damn house. But free is good.

The kids were playing in the center of the parachute and off squirrels E. Right over to Logan (who is a girl, for those of you who weren't sure--I know this because she was wearing a dress). He put his arms around her and gave her a big wet kiss on the back of her head. All the moms "ooohed" and "aahhed" and Logan just swatted the back of her head like she was trying to rid herself of a pesky fly.

Pulling Rico Suave off of the girl, I gave him a short lecture on showing decorum or at least obtaining consent prior to any and all public displays of affection.

He was then off to kiss Marissa. The child is 7 months old and has now kissed half of the amount of girls his father has ever kissed. Now his mother, on the other hand, well... let's just say E is well on his way.


J.P. said...

It’s good that E knows about consent as soon as possible. Logan might already have her lawyer on speed dial.

You’re going to tell us stories about who you’ve kissed, too, right?

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

He's quite "da man", isn't he? ;)

vani said...

too funny- both my girls had thier first kisses by age my 4 yr old is entering that that "kootie" stage...let's hope it lasts! :)

momma of 2 said...

Today I found out that Babygirl is getting married to a little boy B, he is going to be a race car driver, and she is going to stay home and cook. Apparently pre-arrange marriages are well organized... B's mom couldn't be happier... and well - I guess B's parents are well to do... so she's marrying up. LOL

Biscuit said...

Really, now? How many girls have YOU kissed?

Katya said...

you shoulda called him


Marel Lecone said...

He's so cute. He just can't help himself, of course, to get started early. :)

MB said...

this is too cute and too funny!

missbhavens said...

Ah, the smooches of the innocent...

PBS said...

Awww, that's cute!

Leesa said... cute!!

Random Vixen said...

Oh yeah the crazy kiddies are at it. I meant to blog about this, The boy that's been kissing and married to my kid 3 times in the past 2 years, she kissed him, he got all offened and cried to his mom. I call her to smooth things because she's all upset to which i have fun popping the bubble her oh so traumatize son started kissing my baby in kindergarten where as she kicked him and shatted him a good 4 times. I didn't go calling her did I. Just remeber when he starts someplaining years later that logan kissed him say "you started it"

$17 for gymboree? da hell is that about?

inandoutspoken's MOMMY BRAIN LEFTOVERS! said...

Go E, go! Rico Sauve - you crack me up!!

Robin said...

It could be worse, he could be biting them or pulling their hair. Consider yourself lucky that he is affectionately assertive and not indignantly aggressive. ;-)

Kristen said...

JP--I'm pleading the 5th

Stacy--that's my Boo Boo Kitty

VAni--Kooties are good

MOmma--marrying up is always good. I did that.

JY--lots. My mom, my sisters, my grandmothers, my aunts, my

Katya--Cassanova is next after Boo Boo Kitty.

Marelle--he's saving himself for Faith

MB--thanks. HOw was Alaska? Isn't it the best?

Miss--Innocent, my ass

PBS--he ropes me in every time

Leesa--I think he's a keeper

RV--he'll probably have his father's memory. "Huh? Logan who?"

In--It's like a chant now. "Go Ethan, Go Ethan"

Robin--Biting is bad. He saves that for me.

Jaime said...

E is a little stud!~ His father must be proud. :)