Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Which is worse?

The miami nursing tank tops or the robe?

I just answered the door in my LLBean floor length terry robe that is so big I could fit 3 people in it. Only my ankles were showing.

There was my Muslim neighbor Sayed with cookies they had just made. Normally I am mortally offending him with my porn star boobs but I think that my bare ankles may have done him in.

I can't win.

10 comments:

Marel Lecone said...

You always make me smile. I read every post but I do not always know what to say. Today, I will say I have noticed the boobs myself.::))

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Hi Kristen...thanks for dropping a comment on my blog! :)

And that neighbor Sayed...he wouldn't happen to look like the Sayed on that show "Lost", would he???

Mmmm....yum...;)

Kristen said...

Marelle, glad to know I keep you speechless.

Stacy, not so much like Sayed from Lost. Just as nice though. I really hope he is not a former Iraqi interrogator. That would definitely be bad for the housing prices here.

Martin said...

The robe, surely?

Memphis Steve said...

You said you have porn star boobs so I desperately searched your blog for some photos of them. Where are they?!

Anonymous said...

love your blog, its fabulous. Embrace the porn star boobs, I think they're stupendous!

love, kate

Kristen said...

Hi, Kate!!

Steve, with the porn star boobs come the 25 lbs. post pregancy that is hanging on for dear life. Trust me, while Derek thinks the boobs are worth it, the rest is kind of scary.

Kristen said...

Martin, Ankles? Really?

Martin said...

Yep

Memphis Steve said...

Ah, you take the good with the bad sometimes. Flaunt'em while you got'em.