Tuesday, May 31, 2005

My best friend Mike

Who is Mike, you ask?

The UPS guy.

That's right. I'm on a first name basis with the UPS guy. Last year we almost invited him over for the annual Christmas party. Which we didn't have because I was pregnant and for some reason Derek refused to grill for 75 of our closest friends. He's so selfish.

Back to Mike. Just before I had Boo Boo Kitty, I was working from home a lot. Before I was so cruelly shafted by the federal government and left on my ass, without employment.

Boy did I bust my husband. Every day around 4 Mike would show up with a package for Derek. I didn't know about this little shopping fetish of his because he managed to always beat me home from work. So now that I am home, unemployed, trying to figure out if we are eligible for EIC, what do you think shows up at my door? Four packages.

I hope one is a book about how to not drive your wife so crazy that she runs off with Mike, the USP guy.

1 comment:

Marel Lecone said...

At our house, I am the one with the internet shopping fetish. (Please help me!!::)) But, unfortunately, I cannot stand my UPS guy. Where is the friendly service that I am looking for? Nothing sexual, of course. Just friendly. heehee I am still trying to warm up to him. He is a cold one. Maybe it is because I always get him late in the pm. The morning guy who comes by occassionally is a sweetheart. Oh well. Since I do have a husband with the USPS uniform, why am I complaining??::))