Wednesday, March 29, 2006

If you can't play with the big dogs, stay on the porch

Which has nothing to do with this post.

Last night my husband came to bed with a look on his face. That look that said "you are in big trouble."

K: Hi.
D: Hi.

Crickets.

D: Do you want to tell me what was up with the shower this morning?
K: (thinking that playing dumb might be helpful at this point even though I know EXACTLY where this is going) Huh?

Crickets.

D: What the hell was up with hair in the shower this morning? There was hair EVERYWHERE. I actually got out of the shower this morning and came back to bed to see if you were bald and I just hadn't noticed it last night.
K: Well there was this poo incident and I had to dump the little tub out and I forgot to get my hair out of the drain when I was the shower earlier and then there was hair everywhere but then it had poo in it and he was screaming and did I mention that there was poo everywhere?
D: Do you know how long it took me to clean up the hair?
K: Uh, sorry. But haven't I've been better lately about the hair in the drain?

Crickets.

D: Not so much.
K: I'm trying, babe.
D: Do you have any idea how much hair was in the drain?
K: But there was poo! Can't you give a little for the Poo Factor?

Crickets.

9 comments:

amy said...

I think if there was poo you should be automatically forgiven for any other mess that could've resulted in removing the poo. (Pardon the strange sentence, I still haven't gotten that Airborne yet, but I'm working on it)

Laura said...

I'm sorry, girl. The Poo Factor (and I totally agree with the caps) weighs heavily with me. He should totally budge considering the Poo Factor.
~L.

Fantastagirl said...

Due to the Poo factor - and the huge abundance of Poo- you are exempt from any hair removal from the tub - ch 56, Page 6,031 paragraph 8, sub-paragraph d from the Handbook... it's there - trust me!

Marel Lecone said...

Man. He's a hardass too. The Poo Factor is well known. I'm not sure what his problem is. :)

vani said...

oh man, i had a poo incident just this morning- which also involved the shower, sheets, clothes....and poo f'ing everywhere! times like these, i can't wait till they are older and crapping on thier own, in the toilet.

AL said...

LOL! Sounds like he wasn't going to give you an inch for the poo - that sucks! I hate it that my hair falls out every time I showers, my hubby gets angry, too.

Leesa said...

Crazy story...lol.

Biscuit said...

Oh man, I used to catch hell every time I'd go through that postpartum shedding and hubby would have to snake the drain VERY often.

missbhavens said...

THESE conversations are MADE for vlogging! Where was your camera?

If you get stuck with all the poo then HE should get stuck with all the hair...even if it is yours.

That's MORE than fair.