So...you wake up one morning and realize that you are where you are. And you decide that this beats the hell out of working for a bipolar boss who was always trying to figure out exactly how to buy her meds over the internet.
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Mean things your professor might be saying behind your back to his wife
"Fred is like a squirrel trying to run across the highway. He is going everywhere except where he is supposed to be. Just go straight across the road. It's not that difficult."
A Stay-At-Home-Mother that wakes up at 10:15 a.m. and watches movies on pay-per-view all day until 10 minutes before the husband comes home--then brushes her teeth. Come on. You know that's what you all are thinking.