Thursday, October 27, 2005

Mean things your professor might be saying behind your back to his wife

"Fred is like a squirrel trying to run across the highway. He is going everywhere except where he is supposed to be. Just go straight across the road. It's not that difficult."


momma of 2 said...

LOL....poor Fred - maybe if the professor gave better instructions, he wouldn't get lost.

missbhavens said...

Oh, God. I was that squirrel once. More like a ferret, actually. I only hope that my professors were nice enough to refer to me as just a squirrel and not something more degrading or pbscene.

amy said...

Oh wow ... poor Fred. Does Fred realize that traffic could kill him?