As seen on the gold plaque attached to the top of my study booth at the library today:
"Gift to the Library Foundation In Memory of Elvis Aaron Presley from Loretia."
Thanks for the memories, Elvis.
So...you wake up one morning and realize that you are where you are. And you decide that this beats the hell out of working for a bipolar boss who was always trying to figure out exactly how to buy her meds over the internet.