Saturday, November 12, 2005

If we have another beer, how are we going to get back to the hotel?

When we got home last night after the hopping rehearsal dinner (where I was referred to as "Photographer" all night by the drunk aunts and cousins of the groom), we discovered that the Boo had a less than stellar night with Marmie. I guess he wailed like a banshee when it came time to call it a night.

This was the first time he had really been left with anyone else since he started this whole "I-want-my-mom-no-I-mean-dad-did-I-say-dad-'cause-I-meant-mom-or-was-it-dad" stage. We were crowded in my hotel office-aka the bathroom, discussing this grave issue when we switched over to discuss the wedding day events.

I mentioned to my mother that I had wedding-related responsibilities at 11, 1, 3:30, and 4. When I noted that we were supposed to get dressed at 1 and the wedding was at 3:30, this may have come out of Marmie's mouth.

"Ah, Kristen, I'm going to guess that you are the only bridesmaid that has been carrying her dress around all week in a ziploc bag."

Don't you just love velvet?

6 comments:

momma of 2 said...

can't wait to see pics! Hope you have fun!

Marel Lecone said...

Me too . . . pics! :) And, yes, velvet is a wonder! :) So sorry that Boo and Marmie had a rough time. It will get better. :)

PBS said...

Boo and Marmie will get used to each other after a bit. Velvet is certainly very handy! Hope you have a great time at the wedding!

amy said...

I'm just glad you're back ... and telling more outrageous stories!

Jaime said...

LOL... they SO don't make a ziploc bag big enough for any dress I could fit into. A Hefty bag, maybe, but not a Ziploc bag. ;)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

i love stuffing too..but i refuse to eat it out of the turkey if its been cooked there...once I knew a guy who knew a guy whose first cousins uncle friend died from eating stuffing that way because all the turlkeys blood drained and cooked in the stuffing and he got some weird ass diese..no shit:)

happy turkey day though...u crack me up...

btw..i have a blue wiggle blinkie..LOL