Because we had to stop at 2 East Main Street to find out how much the church was on the market for. For what, you ask?
D: There's our brew pub.
K: No way. You think the church is zoned to be turned into a brew pub?
K: What if they don't want us selling beer in a church?
D: We could have "Communion Hour" in lieu of happy hour. Half-price specials.
K: That is so wrong, on so many levels.
D: But there is no parking. We'd have to work out a deal with the church next door to park in their lot.
K: Oh, that's gonna happen.
But a bloody brilliant idea. I'm pissed he came up with it instead of me.
It was only $299,000. I'm thinking we could just live in it if the whole brewery thing doesn't work out (humming "nearer my Lord to thee).