When your best friend's mother's lazy-ass-two-timing-no-good-rat-bastard-cheating-manipulating-rotten-verbally-abusive-did-I-forget-to-tell-you-for-the-first-YEAR-that-we-were-dating-that-I-have-a-wife-oops-maybe-I-should-have-brought-that-up-in-one-of-our-conversations boyfriend promises that he really is going to leave his wife but he wants to wait until January first, I would not recommend saying either of the following:
1. Has your mother developed a crank habit of which we have been unaware, and
2. What does he want? To use her one more year to get a break on the taxes?
Even the longsuffering may falter in a moment such as this.
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Have your best friend purchase the book "He's Just Not That Into You" for her mom.
Have her mark/highlight the following chapters"
- He's just not that into you if he is cheating on you - or having sex with someone else while dating you.
- He's just not that into you if he is married to someone else.
- He's just not that into you if he does not ask you to marry him.
Sounds like common sense to me, but I am well aware men can make women believe stupid things they normally would not.
If that doesn't work - I say a singles cruise for the mom and daughter without the lame-ass bf is in order....
I totally thought of taxes when you said the date. SO something my husband would do. ;)
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